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Losing pounds for pounds Can the egaming community and a US$ 10m prize help a seriously overweight Manx Telecom lose enough pounds to be allowed on a charter plane? Let TSG explain. Barry Austin, 38, from Birmingham in the UK and the recent subject of a cover feature in one UK internatonal newspaper weekend magazine, wants to take part in the 2006 World Series of Poker (WSOP) taking place in Las Vegas in July.So far, so straightforward. The only problem is no airline will allow him on board any of its planes due to Austin’s present weight of around 45 stone (around 285kgs, close to 600lbs). Always a big kid, he says, by age 12 Austin already weighed 13 stone and was always just plain “greedy”. At one point in his late 20s, he apparently weighted a barely believable 65 stone. ` But getting back to online poker. Austin has won enough tournaments on the jonnytexaspoker.com website to qualify for a seat at this year’s WSOP. However, he will not even be allowed to board a plance or sit at a table to tilt the odds in his favour (sorry). Anyway, his ‘manager’ Jonny ‘Texas’ Hewston, is trying to get him on to a new diet (“down to 15,000 calories on some days”) and is also thinking of putting him on a boat to New York so be can take the train to Sin City. Hewston said: “He is going to be at that World Series. He deserves to go, he’s put the hours in. he’s won it [the WSOP seat] fair and square.” And Hewston believes the online poker community can help his protégé in his quest to shift the pounds. But if Austin didn’t make it to Vegas for the poker showdown, he says he would find it “soul-destroying. It’s another thing making me want to lose weight, the first prize is US$ 10m. That’s a large amount of money”. Indeed, and you never know what people are capable of when the carrot is that big. Putting a foot (baler) in it 888’s sports sponsorship strategy is paying off handsomely in terms of publicity dividends. Never mind that the final of the Snooker World Championships featured two of the most crushingly dull ‘personalities’ abroad in the sport: not that both Graeme Dott (the eventual winner) and Peter Ebdon had ‘Noble Poker’ emblazoned across their waistcoats for the entirety of the tournament; and let’s not guibble over the fact that in at least one UK national newspaper the football team which runs about with 888 displayed upon their shirts goes by the less-than-flattering name of Middlesbore.
He shoots, he scores – an own goal. * Kerry Gold Like any other industry, egaming might be something of a gossip factory, but still it is unusual when the UK’s most renowned celebrity tittle-tattle website, Pop itch, takes a peek under our bonnets, so to speak. Queen of bids At the recent results meeting, analysts reported Empire chief executive Noam Lanir being less effusive than he had been at previous analyst briefings. “Noam was a bit more subdued than the first time we met him,” said one analyst present a the meeting. “Whether it is because he just wants to deliver the script or because it is all less exciting is impossible to say. ” Or maybe it was just that Lanir was worn out after the ‘events’ of the past six or more months. “We are the queen of bids,” he said at one point in the meeting regarding what maybe should simply be described as the ‘plethora’ of takeover approaches the company apparently received. Hmmm, must be an Israeli phrase that losses something in the translation. |
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